Friday, July 10, 2020

Wirecard: Okay, For This Next Scene I Want The Nordic Lady Ninjas To Rappel Through The Skylight....

....And Confront The All-Female Gadaffi Memorial Amazonian Guard:

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Ingrid, when you land, do that hair-flip thing and say you are here for the Austrians instead of the Russians, we're changing the script on the fly.
Dan McCrum Retweeted
#Marsalek 
Earlier:
Wirecard: Oh Good Grief, Now We Have Libyan Militias In The Mix
Yesterday: Huh, Apparently The Wirecard Crew Were Even More Psychopathic Than Previously Surmised (Russian nerve gas?)

Swiss, where are the Swiss? I need you to be on your marks as soon as the fight scene is over. One camera, one shot.
And Action!:
"Switzerland's long Libyan nightmare is finally over"

Backstory:
September 2009 
Qaddafi proposes abolishing Switzerland
February 2010 
"Qaddafi declares jihad against Switzerland"
May 2010 
"Qaddafi accuses Switzerland of mass murder"
March 2011 
Switzerland Seizes Opportunity, Declares War on Libya
March 2011 
"New Qaddafi media strategy: Blame Denmark"