Friday, September 4, 2009

Qaddafi proposes abolishing Switzerland

No, not the Onion.
This is from Foreign Policy's Passport blog:

A UN spokesman tells the Swiss News Agency that Libya submitted a proposal to the General Assembly calling for the dissolution of Switzerland last month. The proposal was never accepted or circulated because the U.N. Charter prohibits countries from threatening the existance of other member states.

In case you hadn't gotten the message, Qaddafi really hates Switzerland...MORE

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