The world is getting all oniony*. From Reuters:
Comfortable Norwegian cows are producing more milk and have less udder infections since new regulations allowing them to relax for up to half a day on soft rubberized mattresses were introduced....MORE
*Compare with America's Finest News Source:
Animal-Rights Activists Release 71,000 Cows Into Wild
Cows Instinctively Know North
73 Percent Of U.S. Livestock Show Signs Of Clinical Depression
Gasoline Still Inexplicably Cheaper Than Milk
Area Cow Doesn't Suspect A Thing
