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16 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40
by Liz Alterman

My Three-Month-Old’s Guide to Sleep Training Your Parents

by C.L. Mah 

Lies My Yoga Pants Have Told Me

by Liz Alterman

I Regret to Inform You That My Wedding to Captain Von Trapp Has Been Canceled

by Melinda Taub

Pan’s Original Mushroom Jerky

by Kevin Tasker 

Signs You May Be a Female Character In a Work of Historical Fiction
by Shannon Reed  

Attending Burning Man or Parenting a Toddler?
by Anna Hecker