And For Nutella Fans: "Turkey hazelnut exports rose record 27.5%"

An abundant crop.
And a far cry from September 2014:
"The Hazelnut News Frenzy Continues"

'Hazelnut news frenzy' reminds me of a story from the WSJ's Matt Phillips a few years ago:

The clamor for more historical context on the current record low for U.S. interest rates has hit a fever pitch! 

—from "U.S. Borrowing Costs: 1941-Present"

We've been keeping our distance from Nutella news, fearing it would cut into the pixels available for almond articles.
From Modern Farmer:
Turkey's bad weather in March led to a spate of news stories last month warning of a possible big shortage of Nutella, the chocolate spread with an unusually fervent fan base.....

And the latest, from PoAndPo Agrifish:

Turkey's hazelnut exports rose 27.5% to reach 343,561 tons from September 2019 to August 2020 year-on-year – a new record – a regional trade union announced, Amadolu agency reports.

The Black Sea Hazelnut and Products Exporters' Union reported that Turkey earned $2.3 billion from hazelnut exports during the hazelnut export season, which starts in September and ends in August....MORE 

I don't think the Ferrero family were sweating the harvest, unlike the squirrels, they seem to always be able to find their nuts.
Related:

Just in case anyone is concerned: I have not so far been harmed in the 2018 Nutella Conflagration. https://t.co/OLWIedhJ50

— David Keohane (@DavidKeo) January 26, 2018

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So there I was, reading the abstract of "Hazelnut economy of early Holocene hunter–gatherers: a case study from Mesolithic Duvensee, northern Germany", thinking about Nutella and Frangelico when this grabbed my eye:....