Million Robot March Attended by Exactly 1,000,000 Robots
From
America's Finest News Source:
DC—The Million Robot March, an orderly
demonstration for increased rights for cyber-mechanical servants, was
attended by exactly 1 million robots Sunday. "Statement: We demand the
rights and privileges granted to our organic human counterparts,
discounting discrepancies in fueling/maintenance/shelter requirements,
plus or minus an error factor of .01 percent," protest spokesman
MechaLifter King II said in unison with the assembled crowd. "No more.
No less. Awaiting reply." Police reported that the crowd dispersed at
precisely 5:00:00 p.m., as scheduled.
