OMG: In Which The FT's Bryce Elder Reads The Papers and Makes An Inference

I don't care who you are, this is hilarious.
(well maybe excepting Jan Marsalek, fugitive)

"Wirecard, a German payments processing company, is up by as much as 15 per cent on Xetra, which extends its three-day advance to more than 100 per cent. The latest leg of Wirecard’s rerating comes after the Financial Times of London published a 5,000 word profile of the group.
We’ve not read it yet but presumably it’s mostly positive...."

—Markets Now, September 3, 2020

That "...of London" is a nice touch.
Do click through to the profile.