"White House admits Biden uncle wasn’t eaten by cannibals..." As President Warns Israelis Not To Attack Haifa (Israel)

First up, New York Post, April 18:

WASHINGTON — White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre acknowledged Thursday that President Biden’s maternal uncle, Ambrose Finnegan, actually died when his plane crashed into the Pacific Ocean during World War II — and that he wasn’t eaten by cannibals, as Biden implied on two separate occasions Wednesday....

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Also at the Post April 18:

Biden confuses Israeli city with Rafah in Gaza in shocking gaffe: ‘Don’t move on Haifa’  

Meanwhile Israel has just bombed Iranian proxies in Syria and Iraq and near the Isfahan nuclear site in Iran itself.

No worries.