There were scenes of wild joy and hysteria across Iran yesterday after
news that a historic nuclear deal would see the lifting of sanctions put
in place since 1979 and allow the country to finally discover the who
shot J.R. Ewing in the fourth season of Dallas.
“I’ve been waiting for over 35 years for closure, I can’t believe I’ll
actually find out if it was Sue Ewing, Kristen Shepard or maybe even
Cliff Barnes and put this thing to bed,” exclaimed 49-year-old Reza