Monday, November 4, 2013

Help, I May Be Having A Stroke

Can't...stop...laughing.
This may be the funniest thing I've read this year:
"...Out-of-touch - or downright callous - economists like Kaminska - she's hardly alone - are lost in models and assumptions that have little if any connection to the real world of real people..."
When I visited the Alphaville post "How I learned to stop worrying and love (eurozone) deflation?" the above reader's comment was, to say the least, unexpected.

I could go into the literature on "good" and "bad" deflation, it is quite extensive* but instead I think I should riff off the above and link to Schopenhauer's little gem "Die Kunst, Recht zu behalten" as I see the commenter, obviously a master of forensics and rhetoric, has adopted "The Ultimate Stratagem"

If anyone cares I'm still having trouble breathing.
Here's the table of contents, I'll put the link to the side-by-side Deutsch/English translation at the bottom of the post.

Preliminary
Controversial Dialectic
The Basis Of All Dialectic

Stratagems
The Extension
The Homonymy
Generalize your Opponent's Specific Statements
Conceal Your Game
False Propositions
Postulate What Has To Be Proved
Yield Admissions Through Questions
Make Your Opponent Angry
Questions in Detouring Order
Take Advantage of The Nay-Sayer
Generalize Admissions of Specific Cases
Choose Metaphors Favourable to Your Proposition
Agree to Reject the Counter-Proposition
Claim Victory Despite Defeat
Use Seemingly Absurd Propositions
Arguments Ad Hominem
Defense Through Subtle Distinction
Interrupt, Break, Divert the Dispute
Generalize the Matter, Then Argue Against it
Draw Conclusions Yourself
Meet him With a Counter-Argument as Bad as His
petitio principii
Make Him Exaggerate his Statement
State a False Syllogism
Find One Instance to The Contrary
Turn The Tables
Anger Indicates a Weak Point
Persuade the Audience, Not The Opponent
Diversion
Appeal to Authority Rather Than Reason
This is Beyond Me
Put His Thesis Into Some Odious Category
It Applies in Theory, But Not in Practice
Don't Let Him Off The Hook
Will is More Effective Than Insight
Bewilder Your opponent by Mere Bombast
A Faulty Proof Refutes His Whole Position
Become Personal, Insulting, Rude (the Ultimate Stratagem)

Thanks to coolhaus.de for keeping the Art of Controversy on the web.

* National Bureau of Economic Research "Good Versus Bad Deflation: Lessons from the Gold Standard Era" (2004) is a quick overview.

Since we're talking real world uses of philosophy I should probably add: