"How Not to Launder Money"

Via Jr. Deputy Accountant:

h/t LOLFed

We all know Dirty Fed money is dirty but this might be pushing it.

The Zimbabwe Guardian:

Many people in Zimbabwe have resorted to washing U.S. bank notes as they have become too dirty and smelly to handle.

The country is in desperate need of new bank notes and these are likely to be seen on the streets as Zimbabwe has no official currency use deal with the U.S. This means that all notes that circulate in the country emanate from Bueaux de Change, local banks or from unofficial sources.

U.S. bank notes often change hands until they fall apart....MORE