From the always calm and understated The Sun, February 1:
CHINA claims to have cloned mutant "super cows" that can pump out nearly twice as much milk.
Beijing boffins boast they created three cows which can annually produce 18 tons of milk - which is 17,500 litres or 37,000 pints....
....It comes after the Communist Party nation previously unveiled a gigantic pig skyscraper that is home to 650,000 animals.
....MUCH MORE
Don't they know that cows are the enemy? That international bodies say we must get rid of cows?
(although, as far as I know, no one has broached the subject with the Hindus)
Somehow related, the closest I ever got to creating a neologism:
Bill Gates and the NextGen FutureCow
