"White House to Install Nuclear Power Plant Rooftop"

From Thes Poof:

Like President Jimmy Carter, who used the of the office of the presidency as a bully pulpit to demonstrate to the nation his comment to America becoming energy self-sufficient in the 1970s by installing solar panels on the roof of his then residence, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, President Barack Obama has announced he is installing a nuclear power plant up on the White House rooftop to prove how safe nuclear energy is to Americans.

President Barack Obama paving
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"President Obama realizes that it would be easier to just reinstall the old solar panels that President Ronald Reagan had removed after President Jimmy Carter lost the 1980 election," said a spokesman for the White House. "However, Obama feels that he has an obligation as the first family to show the nation that nuclear power is just asgreen as solar panels. In fact, it's greener.">>>MORE

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