Investment Hulk has the right attitude toward recent market moves, scour the internet for crazy.
(it doesn't take much scouring, he's found a lot):
ESCAPED CHINESE OSTRICHES pic.twitter.com/btWmG07LmR
— INVESTMENT HULK (@INVESTMENTSHULK) January 20, 2022
HULK HOME (sets caps on lock. fire!).
If you can misplace a herd of ostriches, I'm pretty sure losing a coronavirus is within the realm of possibility.