'Merica: "Walmart is now serving KFC's fried chicken-scented firelog"

Following up on "Travis Kalanick's (And SoftBank's and Silicon Valley's) Dystopian Food Vision: Yikes!".
From the New York Post:

This thing only smells finger-licking good.

Don’t be tempted to taste Kentucky Fried Chicken’s 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog — or you will most definitely get burnt. For better or worse, the limited-edition KFC Firelog is back by popular demand at Walmart.com, where it’s going for $18.99 a pop.

Unlike the brisk evergreen scent of your nostalgic childhood memories, this fowl hearth warmer smells like a bucket of Colonel Sanders’ legendary deep-fried poultry....MORE