Wednesday, May 23, 2007

New Report Challenges Basic Assumptions of "Climate Change"

This is part one of three. A regular Magnum Opus (as opposed to a Magnum Opie; either (a) Ron Howard reprising the Selleck role or (b) ewww, a truly misbegotten love child, ewww, ewww)

This press release is just an excuse to get moving this morning (and maybe search engine bait).

"An independent lay researcher, with a background in Software Engineering, from Derbyshire, UK, has published a new report which documents ongoing illegal aerosol spraying activities which could be affecting our climate, our health or both." It's a 19 page PDF

Which of course reminded me of this story:

UFO science key to halting climate change: former Canadian defense minister

"A former Canadian defense minister is demanding governments worldwide disclose and use secret alien technologies obtained in alleged UFO crashes to stem climate change, a local paper said Wednesday."

Those two are probably harmless.

But there really are Black Helicopters!

I know because the week after the 9/11 mass murders I was driving from Tahoe to Ely NV on U.S. 50 "The Lonliest Road in America" for the Silver State Classic Challenge. Warning: very non eco-friendly ahead: Pics, History, Records.

I saw only six vehicles in 400 miles and two of those were black helicopters. They passed me at a couple hundred feet and a couple hundred mph.

Which line naturally reminded me of Alferd Packer:

"Damn you, Alferd Packer! There were seven Dimmycrats in Hinsdale County and you ate five of them!"

An alternate version of the judge's outburst is

"Packer, you depraved Republican son of a bitch! There were only five Democrats in Hinsdale County and you ate them all!"

The actual sentencing statement, of course, was a little more in character for an educated state judge:

"Close your ears to the blandishments of hope. Listen not to the flattering promises of life, but prepare for the dread certainty of death.
From Wikipedia