Obviously not the same headline writer as the creator of these Bloomberg offerings:
Goa Miners Hoping for Boom After Bust Turn to Guevara Fan
Golfers to Indiana Jones Choke on Smog From Sumatra Fires
Buffett’s Book Pick Guides Fuss to Marks Beating Market
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