Some favorites from the blog:
Special K for Depression Renews Hope in Hallucinogens
Hidden Billionaire a Man Behind Village Curtain
Reading the headline, you might envisage a creepy rich guy hiding behind people’s curtains.Kill Your Wife While Sleepwalking or Get Goldman Touch
Reading the article you learn that he’s way, way creepier than that.
Also a Romney campaign Florida co-chair.
Canadian Economy Suffers From Dollar Parity's One-Eyed King in Land of Blind
Gingrich Said Freddie Mac Could Be Good Model for Mars Travel
Billionaire Dethrones Kings in Beer to Burgers as Batista Model
Facebook’s Sandberg Friends Gaga to Obama as IPO Nears
I think this headline is missing a verb and a few prepositions, but I have no idea which ones.
Fed Pays Lip Service to Beef to Skirt Ridicule
Burbank Contrarian Bets on Saudis Show Why Oil Reality Helps Return 23.6%
Cute Frog Battling Chytridiomycosis Poses for Her Close-Up in High Sierra
China Baby-Formula Maker Buying Arsenic Debt Shows Trust Risks
Silent Scream of Swiss Franc Shows Great Distortion Amid Great Moderation
And many, many more.
In March we posted "On Bloomberg Headline Writing" which mentioned The Economist's morbid fascination. It turns out Paul Kedrosky is also a fan, or at least he was before he started writing for Bloomberg.