Banking: "Mix Egg Whites, Mayo and Onions" (BAC; C; XLF)

Or I could go with DealBreaker's headline:

The Logical Conclusion Here Is That Mike Mayo Occupies Himself During Lesser Analysts’ Conference Call Questions By Rubbing Baby Oil On His Pecs

Tags: egg whites, Mike Mayo, Mike Mayo makes chickens work overtime, omelettes, pull-ups, Push Ups, you know I'm right

Not to be confused with our 2009 post "Mix Butter, Onions, Cheese and Eggs. Add Electricity...":

For some reason, this post from Freakonomics got me thinking about the Chicago Butter and Egg board, the Butter, Cheese, and Egg Exchange of New York and Title 7, Ch. 1, § 13–1 U.S. Code*...