Climateer Headline of the Day: Thanksgiving Markets Edition

Today's Winner is Drudge:

TURKEY, NO GRAVY 

 


A cross between Variety's Oct. 30, 1929 classic (possibly Variety's most famous headline):

and one of my partners' attempts at humor/Black Friday advertising (not investment commentary!):

"Time to gobble, gobble, gobble up these values"

Also at Drudge: 

"The Hot New Commodity: Soil..."