Friday, October 21, 2011

Bullwinkle Lives! #OccupyWallStreet Goes to Minnesota

Rocky:           Do you know what an A-bomb is?
Bullwinkle:     Certainly. A bomb is what some people call our show.

Bullwinkle:     You just leave that to my pal. He's the brains of the outfit.
General:        What does that make you ?
Bullwinkle:     What else? An executive..

From KFGO (the Mighty 790):  

Part of the Occupy Wall Street movement will be in Fergus Falls, Minn. Saturday.
[ahhh, you are confusing Fergus Falls for Frostbite Falls -ed]
The "Occupy Fergus Falls" group that started on Facebook a week ago will be holding a “rally” Saturday.
The Fergus Falls group plans to be in N-P Park from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Saturday. They will be passing out flyers on the group as well as collecting donations for the Occupy Minnesota group.
And from the somethingawfulforum:
we are already in communication with our sleeper cells in Fergus Falls and are ready to deploy our crack giant-puppet protest squad

We are Legion 
And now, back to investing derring-do.
["And now, here to tell you everything about anything is Mr. Know-It-All" -ed]

Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!
[better than the place you pulled that "Buy BAC at $7.19" idea from -ed]

In my defense I did reverse the call the next day. 
Fearless Leader: Sometimes, it's not so easy being Fearless Leader.  

Rocky: For all of you who want to be tigers in the field of journalism, here's Mr. Know-It-All.

Bullwinkle: Hello, copycats.