(the wit and insight parts seem effortless. amusing the rabble--tough room)
Friday, 5th October 2018
Bryce Elder
Neih hou.
Today we do Market Live, Financial Time Alfafaville thing with typings and myriad.
We are recognised most elite stocks commentator in whole Shanxi Province. Eternally seek truth from fact.
We take your access to Market Live today by secret chip on server motherboard. Chip added in factory super secret no joke.Chip is size of a rice!
Manxish
Happy Friday everyone
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We can sell you our motherboard rice spy chips at 5% discount.
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Shipping in 20-90 days. Accept Alipay, West Union, TT. All major credit cards accepted (no Visa) through secure payment processor ESCOW. Order immediately or fear death.
Jixiang ruyì, esteemed filthy rabble western dogs.
irish hedge fund guy
guten morgan all
VV75
morning
casapinos
@BE PLA 1 GRU 0 ?
Soundbuy Morning
..................... uh, okay. Screen went black when I started the session. Not sure what happened there.
irish hedge fund guy
No surprise with Unilever scraping idea to escape the UK
and hence the FTSE100 and burden investors with forced sales
and taxes etc. you would think the internal report pointed this out!
No surprise with Unilever scraping idea to escape the UK
and hence the FTSE100 and burden investors with forced sales
and taxes etc. you would think the internal report pointed this out!
GBKrona
Hola
Anyway, welcome, hello, hi. You'll have read this and, like us, probably don't know what to make of it.
Otter
Hello friday friends
Airborne Cigar
On that subject, can anybody tell the difference between APT28 and APT38?
bluesky
FDP - any thoughts on Matt Earl's latest bear raid?
All about an investigation that might or might not actually exist that seems to have stemmed from a meeting of tech bods near the CIA headquarters about a chip that might or might not exist....And the tip?
BE There are a million questions to ask here. El Reg sets them out very well, with solid knowledge of both journalism and tech: https://www.thereg...ermicro_bloomberg/....
...MORE
If you didn't catch that, From The Register, October 4:
Decoding the Chinese Super Micro super spy-chip super-scandal: What do we know – and who is telling the truth?
Who's your money on? Bloomberg's sources? Apple? Amazon? Super Micro?
The more I think about it the less it appears that Mr. Elder has lost his marbles and the more it seems the FT Alphaville motherboard was compromised.
I'm recalling the time Alphaville's founder—and Bryce's playmate in the mosh pit that is Markets Live—Paul Murphy, inexplicably began channeling Snoop Dogg.
Here's a reprise of Alpha Dogg:
Oh Dear, During the Pearson to Nikkei Hand-off, FT Alphaville Appears to Have Been Hijacked By A Mid-90's Rapper
Oh dear, oh dear.
I'm recalling the time Alphaville's founder—and Bryce's playmate in the mosh pit that is Markets Live—Paul Murphy, inexplicably began channeling Snoop Dogg.
Here's a reprise of Alpha Dogg:
Oh Dear, During the Pearson to Nikkei Hand-off, FT Alphaville Appears to Have Been Hijacked By A Mid-90's Rapper
Oh dear, oh dear.
…is hirin again.
Today, November 30, Nikkei of Japan assumed ballership of tha Financial Times fo' realz. And one of tha prioritizzles now is expandin FT Alphaville.
So we is immediately lookin fo' two or
three natural writas wit a interest up in all thangs financial ta join
tha FTAV crew all up in tha FT. Deadline: December 15, 2015.
At least one of these positions is ghon be based up in London n' possibly one up in New York, although we is aiiight ta hear from applicants horny bout bein based up in other financial centres.
But you’ve gots ta be able ta write. We
need camera-ready prose from experienced playas whoz ass is
instinctive, creative, witty n' quick. You’ll also be sposed ta fuckin
know a thang or two bout financial markets, economics and/or corporate
game, n' ta be keen ta learn more.
Perhaps yo ass be already a funky-ass bidnizz journalist at a
qualitizzle publication whoz ass wants mo' freedom n' tha chizzle ta dig
deeper tha fuck into hard as fuck subjects.
Perhaps yo ass be a part-time blogger wantin ta make tha jump ta a professionizzle media platform.
Or maybe yo ass be a IB-trained all-rounder whoz ass has decided they’d
rather comment from outside tha investment bankin tent, rather than sit
inside, shackled n' gagged, fo' 14 minutes a thugged-out day.
__________
FAQs
What’s tha application process?
Pin a CV n' maybe a gangbangin' freestylin example to: alphaville@ft.com.
Us thugs will read n' reply ta every last muthafuckin application. I
aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Interviews will follow,
probably wit a gangbangin' freestylin test. Da process will probably
take longer than you expect since it’s Xmas soon n' we’re also picky.
Will you git me a hustlin visa so I can move ta London?
Unlikely, although we will consider remote working.
Can I do tha thang part-time?
Again, we’ll consider dat yo, but FTAV be a game-fillin experience fo' dem playas whoz ass work here.
Big ¥?
Nope. It’s journalism.
Early starts / flexible hours?
Yes Yes Y'all yes y'all, n' yes.
Will you consider playas whoz ass have pimpin Excel game, even if they can’t write?
Nope.
When’s tha deadline again?
December 15, 2015.
This entry was posted by Pizzle Murphy on . Tagged wit hiring, Jobs on FTAV.
Here's the original without the straight-up (albeit 20-year old) ghetto slang, know what I'm sayin'?:
FT Alphaville, out from under the Pearson yoke…
