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Get that reader's attention, fast.
From McSweeney's, July 31, 2017:
...MORE1. “The Confederacy’s biggest problem was messaging.”
2. “I write this as I feel the chemo seep deeper into my body — how can something heal me and kill me at the same time?”
3. “Hey Fucklord, you think you’re better than me?”
Just watching NVIDIA race Tesla back to $200 and poking around in the link-vault, reminiscent of Adam Smith's classic vignette:
“…For, after all, I had been into cocoa a bit myself. That was back when The Great Winfield had discovered cocoa trading. Occasionally in those more leisured days I would sit with him lazily watching stocks move, like two sheriffs in a rowboat watching catfish in the Tennessee River….”
-'Adam Smith', Supermoney
Life is good.