Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Former CNN Anchor Moves to The Onion

That headline has a whiff of onion about it but it's true. From the New York Times:
In yet another sign that the line between real news and fake news is getting thinner, one of CNN’s main anchors during the 1980s and 1990s, Bobbie Battista, has taken a step through the looking glass and can now be seen anchoring reports online for ONN, The Onion News Network....MORE
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