How to Get Your Car Unstuck From…Anything: An Illustrated Guide

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The Week Ahead--"How to Gird Up Your Loins: An Illustrated Guide"
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How to Make a Cooler/Table From A Whiskey Barrel
Drink a barrel of whiskey.
Follow instructions as best as you can....