So Yesterday Was Schrödinger's Birthday

And Google did a doodle:

The Independent rounded up some jokes:

• Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't. 
  (@OxfordEdScience) 
  
  
• The Google Doodle today both is and isn't about Schrödinger's cat. 
  (@bengreenman)
  
  
• Curiosity may have killed Schrodingers' cat (
  @redhatopen)
  
  
• There ought to be a range of Schrodinger’s Cat Food. Half the price but a 50-50 chance of the tin being empty. 
  (@PontoonDock)
  
  
• Baa baa Schrödinger's sheep, have you any wool? Yes sir, no sir, three bags simultaneously full and empty 
  (@tdawks)
  
  
• It's not every day you get to make weak jokes about Schrodinger on Twitter. And at the same time, it IS.
  (@thatjoeden)
  
  
• Schrödinger's cat simultaneously has 3 million, 0 and an annoying 301 views on YouTube. (@UltimateHurl) 
  
  
• Every time I hear a joke about Schrödinger's cat a little part of me dies and simultaneously doesn't die. (@GeorgeGavin1)
  
  
• Wanted: Schrodinger's cat. Dead and alive. 
  (@Stahnnley)
  
  
• YOL/DO -Schrodinger's cat

And I missed it completely.

The upside is: I had to look up Heisenberg's DOB. Get ready for some big uncertainty yucks.