As long as Canada can produce Red Green (and 3M, duct tape) there is hope.
From ThereIFixedIt via BinsCorner:
Don't have a spoon?
I can fix that!

Seatbelt broken?
I can fix that!

New TV too big for the old cabinet?
I can fix that!

Bookshelf cracking under the weight?
I can fix that!
Car imported from the wrong country?
I can fix that!

Satellite goes out in the rain?
I can fix that!

Display rack falling over?
I can fix that!

Exhaust pipe dragging?
I can fix that!

Cables falling behind the desk?
I can fix that!

Obviously a man at work.