Thursday, January 20, 2011

"Top Ten Things Obama Said to Hu Jintao at the State Dinner"

From WhiteHouseDossier:

1. Thank you for lending us the money to throw this beautiful party.
2. Please free Liu Xiaobo. Also, can you pass the poached lobster?
3. Admiral Mullen wants to know if he can meet with General Tso.
4. China is on the rise, but it’s clear you haven’t gotten mouthwash yet.
5. Get your hands off my plate. We don’t share the main courses here.
6. Huuuuuuu are you? Hu Hu. Hu Hu.
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