I feel creeped out just linking to this guy. Here's M.J. Rosenberg:
In other news, we learn that it wasn't Napolean's troops who disfigured the Sphinx:
The Great Sphinx of Giza is a half-human, half-lion Sphinx statue in Egypt. But the nose of this Great Sphinx at Giza is made conspicuous by its absence. What happened to it?
Although popular legend blames Napoleon and his troops during the French campaign in Egypt (1798-1801) for having shot the nose off the Great Sphinx, in fact this story just isn’t true.
An article by Ulrich Haarmann, “Regional Sentiment in Medieval Islamic Egypt,” states that according to Makrizi, Rashidi and other medieval Arab scholars, the face of the Sphinx was vandalized in 1378 A.D. by Mohammed Sa’im al-Dahr, a“fanatical sufi of the oldest and most highly respected sufi convent of Cairo.”...
Probably one of them Sufi Joooos.
(there's no such thing, if you're Sufi you're not Jewish and vice versa,
Madonna and her version of kabbalah, who knows)
Being the master of disguise that I am, I have in my posession three pairs of Groucho glasses.
Here are some other aficionados:
It's not all fun and games though: