Climateer Line of the Day Runner Up: Disk Drive Division
The DJ empire brings home the gold and the silver. From Tech Trader Daily's Eric Savitz:
All of a sudden, everyone simply has to own a piece of the disk-drive suspension arm business.
I know, it could also be filed under "Sentences I've never heard uttered"* but Mr. Savitz continues:
Well, okay, that’s an exaggeration. But I can’t find any particular reason for the sudden acceleration in the shares of Hutchinson Technology(HTCH), maker of, like I said, disk-drive suspension arm assemblies....
See also, "Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen":