Monday, July 21, 2008

Global Warming and Penis Size

New York- A study conducted by the United Nations (UN) Committee on Global Warming has concluded that global warming (GW) affects penis size.

This startling revelation was published in the New York Times personal dating section. A graphic illustrates the UN committee's findings. The curve has the same upward turning shape that correlates with the famous GW hockey stick curve. The Y axis values are increasing penis size in inches and the X axis values are increasing temperature in degrees Fahrenheit....MORE

And from Allium:

Climate Change's Security Fallout
The National Intelligence Council recently addressed Congress to discuss the security threats that need to be considered in the face of global warming. What risks are expected to be aggravated by global warming?>>>MORE