Tuesday, July 12, 2022

"The Run Upon The Bankers" - Poem by Jonathan Swift

Yes, that Jonathan Swift, Gulliver and his Travels, A Modest Proposal etc. Like Defoe who we've visited a dozen times for his thoughts on the South Sea Bubble (and fake news, pump-n-dumps and plague) Swift was a keen observer of the action of that amazing year, 1720:

THE bold encroachers on the deep,
⁠Gain by degrees huge tracts of land,
Till Neptune, with one general sweep,
⁠Turns all again to barren strand.

The multitude's capricious pranks,
⁠Are said to represent the seas;
Which, breaking bankers and the banks,
⁠Resume their own whene'er they please.

Money, the life-blood of the nation,
⁠Corrupts and stagnates in the veins,
Unless a proper circulation,
⁠Its motion and its heat maintains.

Because 'tis lordly not to pay,
⁠Quakers and aldermen in state,
Like peers, have levees every day
⁠Of duns attending at their gate.

We want our money on the nail;
⁠The banker's ruin'd if he pays:
They seem to act an ancient tale;
⁠The birds are met to strip the jays....

—The Run Upon The Bankers, 1720 in

Swift lost money in the stock and the next year wrote a very bitter poem:

YE wise philosophers, explain
⁠What magick makes our money rise,
When dropt into the Southern main;
⁠Or do these jugglers cheat our eyes?

Put in your money fairly told;
⁠Presto! be gone — 'Tis here again:
Ladies and gentlemen, behold,
⁠Here's every piece as big as ten.

Thus in a basin drop a shilling,
⁠Then fill the vessel to the brim;
You shall observe, as you are filling,
⁠The ponderous metal seems to swim:

It rises both in bulk and height,
⁠Behold it swelling like a sop;
The liquid medium cheats your sight;
⁠Behold it mounted to the top!

In stock three hundred thousand pounds;
⁠I have in view a lord's estate;
My manors all contiguous round;
⁠A coach and six, and serv'd in plate!

Thus, the deluded bankrupt raves;
⁠Puts all upon a desperate bet;
Then plunges in the Southern waves,
⁠Dipt over head and ears — in debt....

—The South Sea Project, 1721