Saturday, March 7, 2020

Disclaimer du Jour: "Publishing this image is not to be construed as financial advice to other philosophers"

That's from Cabinet Magazine's "On the Market: Taking Stock of One’s Soul":
At the museum, I am standing with my spouse in front of a Flemish vanitas scene. There is an old man hunched over his accounting books, surrounded by gold coins and jewels; a skull sits on his desk, and Death himself perches undetected above his shoulder. What, I ask her, is the “takeaway” of such scenes supposed to be? That one would do well to start thinking of one’s soul, she says. And I think, but do not say: I thought of nothing but my soul for forty years, never learned the first thing about how money works, and now time is much shorter than in our youth, and I’ve managed to save so little money, and I am worried about leaving you alone in this world without me, with only the small amounts we’ve been able to put away for us, for you, as we move about from country to country, renting one modest apartment after another, like dry old students. O my love, I hate to envision you alone and frightened. Is it wrong for me now to count our coins and to keep our accounting books? Am I compromising the fate of my soul? Is this vanity?

In November of last year, I opened a brokerage account. I had been reading simple, bullet-pointed introductions to financial literacy for a few months before that, manuals “for dummies” of the sort that I am conditioned to hold in contempt when their subject is, say, Latin, or the Protestant Reformation. After this period of study, I determined I was ready to invest the bulk of the money I had to my name, around $150,000, in the stock market (an amount large enough to make me already worthy of the guillotine, for some who have nothing, and small enough to burn or to lose with no consequences, for some who have much more). The fact that I had that amount of money in the first place was largely a bureaucratic mistake. When I quit my job at a university in Canada after nine years of working there, the human-resources people closed my retirement account and sent me the full amount in a single check. That check—the “retirement” I unwittingly took with severe early-withdrawal penalties at the age of forty-one when in fact I was only moving to a job in another country—plus some of the money I had saved over just the past few years from book-contract advances, was to be the seed funding for what I hoped, and still hope, might grow into something much larger through the alchemy of capital gains.
The author’s stocks in action. NB: Publishing this image is not to be construed as financial advice to other philosophers, and the magazine is in no way responsible for any losses incurred by those investing in the companies shown in the image....MUCH MORE
Preciously from Cabinet:
A Culture of Chance, A Nation of Chancers
Freud's Nephew, Bananas and a Coup In Central America
You Get One Guess: What Was The Intended Purpose of The Babbage/Lovelace Proto-Computer Project?
Predictable You: Halley's Actuarial Tables
"En Piste: The art of the ski-area map"
In Search Of the Perfect Pattern: "Rain and Rainfall—Great Britain—Periodicity—Periodicals"
 "The London Necropolis Railway"

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