"Worst-Case Wednesday: How to Tell if You’re in the Twilight Zone"

From QuirkBooks:

It’s Wednesday again, which means it is time to prepare yourself for yet another worst-case scenario.

Today, we're going to reach into The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Paranormal for some advice. This book may be particularly useful if you plan on having a vampire-werewolf-human love triangle at some point in the future, or you are looking forward to the next season of True Blood as much as I am.

How to Tell if You’re in the Twilight Zone
From The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Paranormal

Any of the following warning signs indicate that you have entered this nebulous, existential state of being.

• Sudden advent of narration. Listen for a menacing voiceover making cryptic, insinuating suggestions about you or your future.

• Aggressive normalcy of environment. Look for signs that everything in your life, marriage, small Midwestern town, or home planet is absolutely typical, indicating a high chance that this will all soon be upended.

• Singularity of unusualness. Be on the alert for one significantly unusual trait in an otherwise normal home, newly met stranger, or talking doll....

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