From The Week:
"Man sues Google because he can't read a chart" [The Verge]...MORE
"Charlie Daniels issues grim warning to Taco Bell about the Illuminati" [The Wrap]
"A plane carrying dozens of plumbers was forced to turn back because of toilet problems" [The Washington Post]
"Loaded grenade launcher left at Florida Goodwill store" [NBC Chicago]
"Blind bisexual goose named Thomas who spent 6 years in a love triangle with 2 swans and helped raise 68 babies dies at the ripe old age of 40" [The Daily Mail]
"The White House chief calligrapher has a higher clearance than Jared Kushner" [CNN]
"Man with red sauce on face accused of stealing meatballs" [The Oregonian]
"Rafael 'Ted' Cruz accuses his Democratic opponent of changing his name to appeal to voters" [The Washington Post]
"Shia LaBeouf says Kanye raided his closet: 'He took all my f**king clothes'" [Twitter Moments]
"Florida men — 1 disguised in bull costume — allegedly tried to burn down ex-boyfriend's home with spaghetti sauce" [KTLA 5]
"Woman sues restaurant for $50K over lasagna that caused 'mental anguish'" [The Daily Meal]
"'Very angry badger' causes part of Scottish castle to be closed" [The Guardian]
HT: quite a few people were passing this around,
I'll see if we can recall others and maybe some of our own on Monday.
