Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Too Funny--- Brits Counter-Petition: Keep Piers Morgan, We Don't Want Him Back

We refrained from posting on the allegations that Mr. Morgan authorized wiretapping when he was at the Daily Mail. As best as I can remember we've only mentioned him once, in "Can this Be Correct: CNN Draws Only 39,000 viewers 25-54 at 9 PM":
If memory serves, CNN is paying Piers Morgan $12 Million per year....
 which number of appearances on our pages ties him with another Piers:
Earlier we linked to an astounding story "Did AIG's London Office Lose Half A Trillion Dollars?".
At minimum the same charges that Piers Gaveston, 1st Earl of Cornwall and best buds with King Edward II, faced before his third banishment in 1311, would be in order here:
"We, the Lords Ordainer, charge you, Piers Gaveston, with having a vicious tongue, a supercilious manner and an over-developed dress sense."
-via the EDWARD II blog
And why, wary reader might ask?...MORE
Here's today's headline story, from ZeroHedge:
Just as we warned in our previous discussion, the Brits, concerned that the dreaded Piers Morgan may be forcefully removed from the USA, have now lodged their own petition. With over half the signatures required, the counter-petition to Home Secretary Theresa May begs her to: Stop Piers Morgan From Being Deported Back To The UK From America... "We got rid of him once and why should we have to suffer again. The Americans wanted him so they should put up with him. We washed our hands of him a long time ago." They do have a point. We hear Belize has a quietly-used compound going cheap?

Click image below for link to petition...