Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Top Ten Reasons Obama Kept Biden on the Ticket

From Keith Koffler's White House Dossier:
It’s a mystery to some, given Vice President Biden’s propensity for stunning mistakes, why President Obama is keeping him on the ticket.
But White House Dossier, after sending bottles of Johnnie Walker Black to every member of the White House staff, has obtained the exclusive list of reasons why Obama is sticking with Biden.
What follows are the top ten of those reasons.
1. Biden remarks to Obama every morning how handsome he looks today.
2. He tells Obama everything he does is a “gutsy move.”
3. Biden promised to have a red light implanted on his forehead that turns on every time he is about to say something stupid.
4. Obama hopes Biden will help with voters who don’t speak English.