From The Week, September 21, 2016:
Think you're being crafty by stowing that roll of emergency cash at
the back of your sock drawer? Assuming it will be camouflaged amid all
those delightful polka dots and stripes, or overlooked in the face of
aggressive argyle?
Think again.
The sock drawer is among the most common places people stash money, jewelry, and other valuables — and burglars know it. The average thief takes just eight to 12 minutes
in a home, and he or she is going to start by making a beeline for the
master bedroom and that unassuming dresser drawer. Other
not-as-secret-as-you'd-hoped spots in the bedroom include under the
mattress and inside desks and closets. Americans are also fond of using the freezer or the cookie jar. And wall art that fronts a safe or secret compartment is less cunning than you might think (Shawshank Redemption aside).
Our lack of creativity might not be such a problem if we carted our
precious possessions to the safe deposit box as regularly as we once
did. But it's estimated that nearly half the safe deposit boxes in the country are empty today, and some banks aren't even including them in new branches. As for cash in particular, stockpiling savings at home is surprisingly common.
There are many reasons to reconsider this strategy.
Free-floating money does not have the same loss protections as when
it's kept in an FDIC-insured bank account. You're not earning any
interest. A fire or other disaster could rob you of all your hard-earned
savings. Or you could forget where you put the money and either
accidentally throw it away or leave it behind. (Or someone else could do
it for you, as with the Israeli woman who unknowingly replaced her mother's million-dollar mattress.)
If, however, you insist on keeping cash around — or if you have
valuables that you're unwilling to put in a safe deposit box — be smart
about where you hide them. Pick a place that will be easily overlooked
by a thief, and that will remain undisturbed by house guests or pets.
Keep in mind that it's easiest to remember a hiding place if you pick
just one. And to avoid accidental tossing, you may want to let someone
you trust in on the secret.
Here's a round-up of seven clever options, both do-it-yourself and for purchase:
1. The hollow book
is a classic of concealment. You can create one yourself or buy it
online. The ruse will be most effective if you have a large enough book
collection that the imposter doesn't stand out.
2. Whether you're partial to fake beverages, jars of peanut butter, or containers of salt,
there are plenty of so-called diversion safes that can hide in plain
sight in the kitchen. All have secret compartments for your valuables.
Alternately, you can repurpose containers on your own depending on the
product (think mustard and mayonnaise jars).
3. Feel more secure in the bathroom? Try bogus shaving cream, hair brushes, or deodorant. Or consider reusing an old medicine bottle once it's empty.
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