Here are some.
And here are some more, Esquire's Best of 2015:
March 20: Florida Man Tries to Sell 3 Iguanas Taped to His Bike to Passersby as Dinner
April 13: Florida Man Impersonating a Police Officer Pulls Over Real Cops
May 29: 82-Year-Old Florida Man Slashes 88-Year-Old Florida Woman's Tires with an Ice Pick for Taking His Seat at Bingo
July 2: Florida Man Dressed as Pirate Arrested for Firing Musket at Passing Cars
October 2: Florida Man Drinks Goat Blood in Ritual Sacrifice, Runs for Senate
December 8: Florida Man Arrested After Driving 110 MPH While Naked with 3 Women in a Cadillac
December 23: Florida Man Crashes Car into Business While Trying to Time Travel
That's all, folks. The list of honorable mentions is too long—and too dishonorable—to mention.
Here's the Einstein thing at the Verge.
And Janet Yellen is talking and oil is tanking again.