Never again.
Today we are informed by FT Alphaville's Markets Live consigliere (to Capo di tutti capi Paul Murphy):
This is the transcript of the Markets Live session ending at 12:07 on 5 Nov 2014. Participants in this session were: Bryce Elder Paul Murphy
BE Hi. Welcome. Hello.BE Happy Set Fire To a Heretic Day.PM ??BE Guy Fawkes, as it’s known in the UK.PM Oh yeah!PM Torture him firstBE Without Guy Fawkes we wouldn’t have had Hamlet, with is an odd thing to consider.BE Anyway ….BE Portrait ….
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...MOREBE The Vomiting Camel.BE In this case, gold.BE As noted by CNBC overnight.BE Which, bizarrely, didn’t credit Katie Martin of WSJ for the chartism.PM hehehePM Well you have nowBE That’s like referencing Fibonacci without referencing Fibonacci.PM Why havent we hired Katie yet?BE Good question.11:04AMPM You know im behind the curve BrycePM But what’s going on with the Footsie???BE How on earth should I know?BE FTSE up 0.9%BE Or 58 points in old money.
Kelly fessed up that the chart wasn't his around 7 am EST this morning:
Want for Camel? Then you must follow @katie_martin_FX ---> CIO, Vomiting Camel Asset Management. Markets. Crap jokes. WSJ.
— Brian Kelly (@BKBrianKelly) November 5, 2014