Ethanol: "Brown-Forman profit rises after costs are cut" (BF.A BF.B)

Just kidding. I saw the stock on the percent up list and thought, "We haven't had an ethanol story in ages".
Our last Brown-Forman post was "Whiskey maker battles Tennessee drought":

...UPDATE: Never Mind.

"As most savvy drinkers are by now aware, Jack Daniel’s Old No. 7 is no longer with us."

"It has been knifed in the back by the greedy corporate clowns at Brown-Forman, the conglomerate that bought the Jack Daniel distillery in 1956. Mr. Daniel’s once excellent whiskey began life as a 90 proof liquor, but about 17 years ago the proof was lowered to 86. Now it has been lowered again, to a timid 80 proof. America’s best bourbon is now a ghost. "

From Modern Drunkard Magazine

Cap-and-trade is the spawn of Satan.
(see T3 tax below for one way we might go)

Here are some of the hits from a keyword search for Jack Daniels at MD:

1. Modern Drunkard Magazine Online

   For the second time since the Brown-Forman Corporation acquired the distillery in 1956, they have lowered the proof of Jack Daniel's Black Label Tennessee ... www.drunkard.com/archive/md_editors_rant_jack.htm

2. You're a Drunk - Modern Drunkard Magazine Online

   Whenever someone starts reading a bottle of Jack Daniels you say, “Quit cheating!” You don't sniff the cork, you chew it. Your career is interfering with ... www.drunkard.com/md_youre_a_drunk.htm

3. 365 EXCUSES TO GET DRUNK - Modern Drunkard Magazine Online

   1/3 oz Jack Daniels 1/3 oz tequila 1/3 oz Bacardi 151. Mix and shoot before they shoot you. 29 W.C. Fields Birthday (1880). “'Twas a woman who drove me to ... drunkard.com/issues/09_03/09-03-reasons-to-get-drunk-jan.htm

4. Modern Drunkard Magazine

   I like to start with red wine, then shift to vodka cocktails, back off to cheap American lager, then charge ahead with Jack Daniels on the rocks. ... www.drunkard.com/issues/05_03/05-03-oart-of-the-bender.html

5. Modern Drunkard Magazine Online

   12 Frank Sinatra's Birthday (1915). “I'm for anything that gets you through the night—be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.” Jack rocks. ... www.drunkard.com/issues/09_03/09-03-reasons-to-get-drunk-dec.htm

6. 5.) Lush Lexicon - Modern Drunkard Magazine Online

   Jack and Jill A shot of Jack Daniels and a beer. Joint of no return A bar from which you are 86'd. Juice card Received on your 21st birthday. ... drunkard.com/issues/07_02/lexicon.htm

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