Ha!
He don't know dung!
Ha!
I've been saving this post from Mental Floss for just such an opportunity!
Six Unexpected Uses For Animal Dung
1. Crocs and Birth Control
2. Elephants and Paper Products
3. Llamas to Fight Pollution
4. Bats to Fight Wars
5. Moose Droppings for Tourists
6. Flying Squirrel Cures
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• Five Disorders That Make For Scary Slumbering
• Strange Gravestones
• Five Great Prison Escapes
• A Surprisingly Long List Of People Who’ve Attempted Suicide
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