Associated Press: JD Vance Did Not Have Sex With A Piece Of Furniture

So no coucher for the Veep candidate?

From CNN's Andy Kaczynski:

AP spokesperson tells CNN’s @oliverdarcy, “The story, which did not go out on the wire to our customers, didn’t go through our standard editing process. We are looking into how that happened.”

— the story was removed from their website. pic.twitter.com/1GWTuKEM0n

— Andy Kaczynski (@KFILE) July 25, 2024