Sunday, March 12, 2023

"New study on monkeys using stone tools raises questions about evolution"

Can they beat Jim Cramer in a stock picking contest?*

From The Hill:

Monkeys in modern-day Thai forests create stone artifacts uncannily similar to those crafted by early humans — challenging the established narrative of human cultural evolution. 

A new study published on Friday in Science Advances suggests the possibility that a critical hallmark of human tool use happened by accident — potentially blurring the line between tool use by early humans and our primate relatives....

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Answer is:
Jim Cramer beats Monkey in Stock Picking Contest!

What Jim Cramer Does After Beating the Monkey

Of course that was August 2007, QuantQuake but pre-Bear Stearns, pre-SIVB, pre-Barney Frank (Dodd-Frank) joining Signature Bank.

Previously: 

And Wachovia two weeks before it failed (but didn't fail because it was the first bank named systemically important i.e. too big to fail):
Jim Cramer Admits: "I Screwed Up" In Recommending Wachovia Stock Two Weeks Ago Because I Liked The CEO

And:
"Jim Cramer Takes Issue With Own Investing Tips Being Thrown Back At Him, Demands Apology, More Gentlemanly Conduct (On The Internet)" GS; TSCM