From Waterford Whispers, September 6:
REACTING to the news that Instagram has been fined €400mn by the Irish Data Commission for data breaches relating to users aged 13-17, Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has begun talking to Irish politicians about how big a shame it would be if all those Meta jobs here in Ireland were to suddenly disappear.
“Oh no, I see it now – all those jobs enjoying a lovely walk in the Metaverse and then oops, the jobs fall down the virtual stairs or something,” said Zuckerberg, fresh from setting a record for the world’s most cringe-inducing Insta video in the form of him partaking in a MMA training session....
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