Saturday, October 5, 2019

Swiss Man Morphs Into Florida Man

Although the behavior doesn't sound very Swiss, a Swissy did invent the stuff.

From ComicBook:
Disneyland Guest Tripping on Acid Falls Into a Lake, Ends up Naked Outside of the Park 
Disneyland is the “Happiest Place on Earth,” but getting lost can still be a scary experience for park-goers. One Swiss man learned that first-hand as he stumbled through the park on LSD for hours. The 32-year-old visitor took a trip to Disneyland Paris with his girlfriend before taking the drug and stumbling into a lake in the park's Adventureland section. He entered near Captain Hook's Pirate Ship and decided to keep swimming because everything probably seemed like a great idea at that time.

The evening came and there was no sign of the man, so his girlfriend was understandably frightened. The Washington Post reports that she approached park officials at around 8:30 pm to clue them in on the missing person wandering around the park. Employees had already started closing down the attractions for the night, but a search party was going to be necessary as the sun was quickly setting.

10 divers, 10 policemen, 30 firefighters, and 80 Disneyland Paris employees, as well as some dogs and a helicopter with a thermal camera, headed out to find the wandering Swiss visitor. Le Parisien reports that the crew was at it for hours before a 44-year-old man, who asked to be identified as Benoit, got a bit of a surprise....MORE