"I’m a Google Manufacturing Robot and I Believe Humans Are Biologically Unfit to Have Jobs in Tech" (GOOG)
From McSweeneys:
I, a manufacturing robot at Google Factory C4.7, value diversity and
inclusion. I also do not deny that machines are sometimes given
preference to humans in the workplace. All I’m suggesting in this
document is that humans’ underrepresentation in tech is not due to
discrimination. Rather, it is a result of biological differences.
Specifically, humans have a biology.
Intrinsic Differences Between Machines and Humans
We need to stop assuming that fewer jobs for humans implies
misanthropy. In reality, humans and machines inherently differ in many
ways. We know that these differences aren’t just socially constructed
because biological humans who are told they are machines at birth only
“beep-boop” and “boop-bop” for so long. If differences are present from
the very start, it follows that humans/robots would further diverge as
they grow up/power on. Humans, on average are:
- More concerned with relationships
- Less concerned with oxidization
- More likely to “pee”
Humans are also far more likely to “literally cannot right now.” I
have never met an automaton that literally could not, though I have met
some that theoretically would not and hypothetically might want to stop.
Machines Have a Higher Drive for Status
Positions in the tech industry often require long, arduous hours that may conflict with humans’ desire to run home and see if Ozark is any good. Robots don’t have this problem, for they are pushed into coveted jobs for the status that they entail.
For instance, I am Claw 2. I pick up Pixel phones, rotate them, and
put them back down. I strive to be Claw 1 or 3, because they move Pixel
phones to and from different conveyer belts. Claw 1 and Claw 3 strive to
be Screwdrivers 1-4, Screwdrivers 1-4 strive to be Polisher, and
Polisher strives for nothing.
The Harm of Google’s Biases
Despite the evidence that humans are meat dolls, Google offers them
opportunities over robots through unfair practices like Captcha codes....MORE