Thursday, December 31, 2009

A Look Back: "The Top Stories of the Last 4.5 Million Years"

From America's Finest News Source:

Our Annual Year 2009


Evolution Going Great, Reports Trilobite 12.16.09

Slowly inching his segmented exoskeleton across the floor of the primordial waters, a local marine arthropod, class Trilobita, reported that Earth's natural evolution was "progressing quite nicely." more»

Internet Archaeologists Find Ruins Of 'Friendster' Civilization 12.16.09

Researchers conducting the Friendster excavation say the site has been deserted since the year 2005 A.D. …more »

Rat-Shit-Covered Physicians Baffled By Spread Of Black Plague 12.15.09

According to recently discovered journals, the 14th century's rat-feces-smeared men of science were at a total loss to explain how the Black Death was able to spread so quickly across...…more»

Four Or Five Guys Pretty Much Carry Whole Renaissance 12.14.09

Following 1,000 years of cultural decline and societal collapse known as the Dark Ages, the 15th century brought forth the Renaissance, an unprecedented resurgence in learning and the arts, which...…more »

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Henry Ford Modernizes Production


"It's satisfying to know I'm helping to build an industry and a future for my grandchildren and great-grandchildren right here in Detroit."

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