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"SHARKS are not merciless killing machines — but sensitive souls with a passion for jazz, say experts"
Sharks are fans of jazz and swing music, scientists discover
Scientists found Port Jackson sharks would swim towards spots where they played jazz more than any other genre of musicA study that trained sharks to associate music with food rewards learned they were not the aggressive flesh-crunching monsters of the Jaws movies.
Instead, scientists discovered intelligent, sensitive creatures who responded well to training and showed a preference for the sophisticated jazz sounds associated with stars such as Duke Ellington, Louis Armstrong and Miles Davis....
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Mr. McCrum may already regret triggering this train (wreck) of thought in yours truly.