In war, everything not censored is a lie.
From Haynes v. Alfred A. Knopf, Inc. (7th Cir. 1993) (Posner, J.): Entering one’s bedroom with a bottle in one hand and a cigarette in the other is not foreplay. For those who for some reason want context...MORE
Entering one’s bedroom with a bottle in one hand and a cigarette in the other is not foreplay.